jokes by Kobe

1. why did the toilet paper roll down the hill ( cause he wanted to get to the bottom)


2. why did the chicken cross the rood ( to get to the other side ha ha ha)


3. what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt ha ha ha )


4.why did the chicken go to the library (to get a book out )


5.  what  did the frog say when he was at the library(read it read it )

6.why did the crocadile cross the rood (cause he was fowloing
 the chicken)

7. knock knock who's there your up you'r a poo . who ha ha

8. knock knock who's there ip ipoo

BY KOBE !!!!!!!!!

The Monster and the Boy
One wet scary morning a  boy woke up from his  nice warm bed.       He opened his curtains and he saw something    very  black  so he   went  down  stairs   put on  his rain  coat  on  and  started  to search for that very black monster.  "Hang on I hear rustling it might be the monster" he whispered to himself.  The monster had climbed the gigantic trees and then the leaves started to fall above him from the treetop.  They were as big as him.  It covered him with one leaf like a robots foot.  The robots foot is as big as anything in the world.

Drasnice.

In Drasnice in Hrvatska it is about ten degrees warmer in summer compared to New Zealand, and on the beaches there are pebbles rather than sand, and also not many waves about.  The delicate, silent ocean calmly relaxing on the pebbles.

 If you listen carefully you might hear soft footsteps tapping on the ground, tap, tap, tap on the rock road.

Outside you will see very sweaty people, and a few people watering their flowers.

The bread in the shop smells divine,when you look around at the wrecked brick houses, they just look like big mountains of bricks on top of each other.

Hrvatska is a good place to go to, especially in winter time, in New Zealand, because in winter time it is summer over there.

All about me

1. I am funny

2 I'm cute

.3 Some times I am Annoying 

4. Some times I am lazy

5. I can do that thing with my tongue 

6. I always asking questions

7. I talk allot

8. Cheeky

By Kobe 

Prizegiving by Kayden

On a sunny saturday morning me and my dad walked to the car excitedly we were excited because it was ... rugby prize giving. So off we went.  When we got there I sat on the mat with my team. Then we got called so we went up on the big stage and we all got a badge.  Then we got down and went home .My dad was proud of me and I felt lucky that I got a badge.  By Kayden

How to make a balloon dragster

How to make a balloon dragster.


You will need:
-Cardboard X3
-One straw
-One balloon
-Sellotape
-A glue stick
-A pair of scissors
-Four pins
-One pencil
-Coloring materials 


First:Cut out the shape of your balloon dragsters body, and you might want to color it in.
Next:Trace your glue stick four times all next to each other on a piece of cardboard, after you've done that, you can cut them out, now cut four little squares out of the small strip of cardboard, and pin the wheels, and the little squares together, but do not close the pin!!!
Tip: You must cut the wheels like circles.
Then:Use the open pin to sit under the body of your balloon dragster, now tape the pin on it.
Next:Tape your balloon onto your straw, and tape your straw onto the body of the balloon dragster.
Now:Blow up the balloon through the straw, let the straw go, and the balloon dragster will hopefully go.  Your balloon dragster is complete!!!!! 

My aunty

My Aunty's

At my Aunty's when I got there I played with her cute baby his name is Aranui but we call him Chubanui because he chubby.We watched our big cousin named Mana play on the computer and he just got back from rugby. I played with chubanui  it was so so so gross cause he dribbled in my mouth ewwwww i washed my mouth.After that my sisters and aunty went out to get some dinner and Saturdays. We had sausage and bread for dinner and sundaes for dessert, but we call them Saturdays because it was Saturday. In the morning we had pancakes for breakfast the were YUM and the baby was still asleep so we had to be quite as a mouse... and scream YUM..... we where going tot go to the park tot watch my cousin eru play softball but it rained so we just got picked up and went home. After that we had a sneaky donut from the bakery and i had heaps of fun at my auntys.                            

By Kobe b