My fun disco

On Friday I went to a disco at Jude's house when we got there we could smell popcorn Starr fell  fro a char and got a long long as scratch on his back ow when jude came back from the docter's

jocks

where did the cow go on his dates[to the Mooovies]

knock knock who's there left left who[left me alone]

how do you spell icup[i see you pee ha ha but still i am NOT peeing]

why  was the broom late[because he swepped in so cool]

knock knock who is there bo bo who[don't need to cry just a joke ]

why did the butter cup cross the road[to get a butter view]


what dose kfc stand for[kids fattning cheter]

jokes by Kobe

1. why did the toilet paper roll down the hill ( cause he wanted to get to the bottom)


2. why did the chicken cross the rood ( to get to the other side ha ha ha)


3. what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt ha ha ha )


4.why did the chicken go to the library (to get a book out )


5.  what  did the frog say when he was at the library(read it read it )

6.why did the crocadile cross the rood (cause he was fowloing
 the chicken)

7. knock knock who's there your up you'r a poo . who ha ha

8. knock knock who's there ip ipoo

BY KOBE !!!!!!!!!

The Monster and the Boy
One wet scary morning a  boy woke up from his  nice warm bed.       He opened his curtains and he saw something    very  black  so he   went  down  stairs   put on  his rain  coat  on  and  started  to search for that very black monster.  "Hang on I hear rustling it might be the monster" he whispered to himself.  The monster had climbed the gigantic trees and then the leaves started to fall above him from the treetop.  They were as big as him.  It covered him with one leaf like a robots foot.  The robots foot is as big as anything in the world.

Drasnice.

In Drasnice in Hrvatska it is about ten degrees warmer in summer compared to New Zealand, and on the beaches there are pebbles rather than sand, and also not many waves about.  The delicate, silent ocean calmly relaxing on the pebbles.

 If you listen carefully you might hear soft footsteps tapping on the ground, tap, tap, tap on the rock road.

Outside you will see very sweaty people, and a few people watering their flowers.

The bread in the shop smells divine,when you look around at the wrecked brick houses, they just look like big mountains of bricks on top of each other.

Hrvatska is a good place to go to, especially in winter time, in New Zealand, because in winter time it is summer over there.

All about me

1. I am funny

2 I'm cute

.3 Some times I am Annoying 

4. Some times I am lazy

5. I can do that thing with my tongue 

6. I always asking questions

7. I talk allot

8. Cheeky

By Kobe 

Prizegiving by Kayden

On a sunny saturday morning me and my dad walked to the car excitedly we were excited because it was ... rugby prize giving. So off we went.  When we got there I sat on the mat with my team. Then we got called so we went up on the big stage and we all got a badge.  Then we got down and went home .My dad was proud of me and I felt lucky that I got a badge.  By Kayden

How to make a balloon dragster

How to make a balloon dragster.


You will need:
-Cardboard X3
-One straw
-One balloon
-Sellotape
-A glue stick
-A pair of scissors
-Four pins
-One pencil
-Coloring materials 


First:Cut out the shape of your balloon dragsters body, and you might want to color it in.
Next:Trace your glue stick four times all next to each other on a piece of cardboard, after you've done that, you can cut them out, now cut four little squares out of the small strip of cardboard, and pin the wheels, and the little squares together, but do not close the pin!!!
Tip: You must cut the wheels like circles.
Then:Use the open pin to sit under the body of your balloon dragster, now tape the pin on it.
Next:Tape your balloon onto your straw, and tape your straw onto the body of the balloon dragster.
Now:Blow up the balloon through the straw, let the straw go, and the balloon dragster will hopefully go.  Your balloon dragster is complete!!!!! 

My aunty

My Aunty's

At my Aunty's when I got there I played with her cute baby his name is Aranui but we call him Chubanui because he chubby.We watched our big cousin named Mana play on the computer and he just got back from rugby. I played with chubanui  it was so so so gross cause he dribbled in my mouth ewwwww i washed my mouth.After that my sisters and aunty went out to get some dinner and Saturdays. We had sausage and bread for dinner and sundaes for dessert, but we call them Saturdays because it was Saturday. In the morning we had pancakes for breakfast the were YUM and the baby was still asleep so we had to be quite as a mouse... and scream YUM..... we where going tot go to the park tot watch my cousin eru play softball but it rained so we just got picked up and went home. After that we had a sneaky donut from the bakery and i had heaps of fun at my auntys.                            

By Kobe b

 

how to make a balloon dragster

How to make a Balloon Dragster.                                                  

You will need:                                   

:Scissors

:A pencil

:Straw x1

:Circle template

:lots of cardboard

:pins x4

:1 roll of tape

:Coloured pens or pencils

:balloon x1

Step 1:Use the cardboard to cut out a shape for the body of the cart. Draw four circles on card board with the pencil and cut them out.Then get a stripn of cardboard and cut four squares. 

Step 2:decorate the body if you want to. I did mine with fire. It looks quite cool. You could use yellow,orange and red for fire. If you wanted  you could give it a name and a number plate.

Step 3:connect the circles to the body the using pins and the tape. They are the wheels. Now stick the the straw to the body with the bendy bit sticking up. 

Step 4:once you have done that tape the balloon to the end of the straw without it blown up. 

Step 5:Once you have done that try blowing up the balloon  through the straw make sure no air comes out until you you put it on the ground and let it go and drive free.  

WARNING!!!!!

BALLOON DRAGSTERS

ARE REALLY DELICATE 

IF YOU STAND ON THEM

THEY WILL FALL TO 

PEICES.

  

Piha

Piha.By Charlotte

The Shimmering water at the end of the cold wet sand.  The birds are viciously  surrounding peoples       food desperately squawking for food.  

The People running like a bulldog towards the sea to crash into the big the big ferocious waves, while kids build big sand castles and other kids bary people up in the sand.  The waves SPLASH into big wet slippery rocks.  The seagulls squawking for food, and kids are yelling and screaming at the seagulls and sparrows.  It's a very noisy place. 

THE END!

How to Catch a spider

How to catch a spider

What you need 

1.Cup
2.papa

The steps you need to take

1.Get any sort of paper and cup.

2.Find a spider web. 

3.Carefully slide the paper underneath the spider.

4.{if you want to} throw it outside.

5.It will make a web.

By JUDE

my weekend

My weekend

On Saturday we went to my Grandma’s house to do some gardening and they had

a quad bike. We went on the trailer only up because it had weeds in it when it was going up. While we were waiting for the quad bike to go down me and my sister Pearl played on are swing that we made on the tree.(we had some lunch). We eat outside.I feel really happy because then quad was fun.

BY DARCEY

QUAD BIKES ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!